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St.
Patrick’s Day Jokes
St. Patrick’s Day is a
popular celebration for many people- not just the Irish. Whether you are having a celebration or just
looking for a few laughs you came to the right place, we have compiled a list
of G rated jokes for you and the kids to enjoy.
What is kept outside all
summer and is Irish?
Paddy
O’Furniture!
When is an Irish Potato
not an Irish potato?
When
it’s a French fry!
Why is a river so rich?
Because
it has two banks!
What do you get when you
cross a pillow case with a stone?
A
shamrock!
What do you call a
clumsy Irish Dance?
A
jig mistake!
How can you tell if an
Irish man is having a good time?
He
is Dublin over with laughter!
Did you hear about the
leprechaun that went to jail?
He
was a leper-con!
Why can’t you borrow
money from a leprechaun?
Because
they are always a little short!
Did you hear of the
leprechaun that worked at the diner?
He
was a short-order cook!
Do leprechauns get angry
when you make fun of their height?
Yeah,
but only a little!
Do leprechauns make good
secretaries?
Of
course, they are great at short hand!
Why are leprechauns so
hard to get along with?
Because
they are short tempered!
What do you get when two
leprechauns have a conversation?
A
lot of small talk!
What baseball position
do leprechauns usually play?
Short
stop!
Why do frogs love St.
Patrick’s Day?
Because
they’re always wearing green!
Knock, knock!
Who’s
there?
Warren
Warren
who?
Warren
anything green today?
Why did Saint Patrick
drive the snakes out of Ireland?
He
couldn’t afford airfare!
Knock, knock
Who’s
there?
Irish
Irish
who?
Irish
you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Enjoy the jokes and have a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
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